Empty. Devastated. Hopeless. Miserable. Sorrowful. Did viewing "Blart" leave you feeling those same emotions I just mentioned? Me too guys. Me too. Trust me when I tell you that you'll be experiencing those very same feelings if you start the players I mention below in the "Blart" section. 

If your anything like me; a living fantasy legend, you get a "broner" anytime you see Mel Gibson's spectacular portrayal of Sir William Wallace in "Braveheart," which is the greatest film ever made in my opinion. The players that are named below in the "Wallace" section are almost certain to leave u satisfied.

Are you picking up what I'm throwing down yet? Take my advice and achieve glory, awards, and possibly a knighthood by starting who I suggest or just be incredibly, over the top lame and start the "Blart" boys. Let's get right into it! I'm on a deadline.

Paul Blart section

Tony Romo

Romey Rome is somehow ranked in all "experts" top ten QB's for the week but your boy is not feeling the same way. I'm "your boy" if you didn't get that. Yes, the Cowboys will throw constantly but I have a feeling little Tony won't be throwing more then 1 TD and most likely will have multiple turnovers. Kevin Kolb and Ryan Fitzpatrick, 2 QB's who are ranked well below Romo, will both finish with more fantasy points then the Cowboys quarterback. 

Knowshon Moreno

This guy just doesn't have what it takes to be a starting running back in the league. It's only a matter of time before the Bengals are picking Moreno up for the league minimum. The Raiders run defense will not be bad this year and Willis McGahee is sure to steal many carries to boot. Don't start him. Don't do it. I'm telling you.

Felix Jones

Felix is going to brick harder then Bill Walton trying to pick up chicks this week. That is if Walton wasn't one of the most famous basketball players of all time and a multimillionaire anyway. My God, is he goofy or what? His Twitter is actually pretty funny though, so check that out, and follow me as well. Back to Mr. Jones. The Jets defense scares me, and though I believe Jones finally has that breakout year we've all been waiting on, now is not when that begins. I'd honestly rather start Brandon Jacobs, someone who doesn't even start if that tells you anything. 

Dallas Clark

Two words: Kerry Collins.



WIlliam Wallace Section


Josh Freeman/Matt Stafford

Did you watch the Packers/Saints game on Thurs??? I didn't because there was a huge power outage in San Diego. Sounded like it was a great game though huh? Kill me. I can't believe I missed that game. It huuuuuuurts. Oh well, back to my point. The Lions/Bucs game is going to be similar in the fact that it will be a back and forth scoring battle with 2 talented young QB's. Neither team has running backs I particularly trust, so I'm assuming both quarterbacks are ready to put something in the air, and I'm not talking about a swisher sweet. I like Freeman even a little better when adding in the fact that he runs more then any QB other Vick. Good things for Freeman this year. Good things. 

Shonn Greene 

I'm not kidding when I tell you that I'm predicting 150 yard MINIMUM for Greene to go along with 2 touchdowns. This could easily be a 200 yard outing. That's how much I believe. The Cowboy run defense is about as soft as a cow's underbelly, and I expect Greeny to pound those guts like he was Peter North in his prime. 

Kenny Britt

Who are the Jag's cornerbacks again? Seriously, who are they? 100 yards minimum for K.B. to go along with a a touchdown or two. 

Todd Heap

Heap is ranked 16 in ESPN's rankings this week? For real? I thinking more like top 8 production this week, with the high likelihood he's even better then that. Kolb is going to be looking to "slang that thang" early and often and I know Heap is ready to show the fantasy football world that he is fully recovered from injury and ready to tear it up. 

Houston Texans Defense

Peyton Manning is out. The rest of the Colts team is horrendous. I expect a healthy point total from a much improved defense. I must admit I drafted the Texans in 2 leagues, thinking that Manning would be out for this game, and now all the "experts" are touting them as a must pick up. Maybe I should be considered an "expert??

And there you have it. Sorry this came out so late. As I mentioned earlier, I was in a blackout. Not the kind of blackout where you have sex with your neighbor after totaling your car, but the kind where the power actually goes out in the entire city. It blew. It blew hard. On a high note I was given a new assignment by my "Boss" on this website titled "champs and chumps," and next week's is going to be a doooooozy. Holla.

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