Some of you readers enjoyed my William Wallace Vs. Paul Blart article last week and some of you hated. A few of the tweets sent to my editor regarding the unprofessionalism in that article stung my heart something fierce. I felt like Flavor Flav after Bridgitte Nielsen decided to go in a different direction. Absolutely crushed. 

On the other hand I was pretty spot-on with my picks other than me assuming perennially fantasy whipping boy Shonne Green, would get loose. Kenny Britt anyone? What I'm saying is that obviously it's impossible to be right about everything but my rankings and hunches on guy's who drop a proverbially dump  on their opponent have always delivered at a high rate. You're gonna give me 2 snaps and a twist a la "Men on Films" after you follow my advice.  My God, "In Living Color" was an incredible show. How could you not love "Fire Marshall Bill?" Speaking of the Marshall, my picks are below sooooo LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!!!!


QB's

1. Phillip Rivers- I'd say a 90 percent chance he throws for over 400

2. Michael Vick- Will put on showcase for his former fans and maybe even hit up some of his former booty calls after the game. Ladies pick up your Valtrex in advance.

3. Tom Brady- He's so handsome.

4. Aaron Rodgers- A. Rodgers or Alex Smith? Did 49ers make right call?

5. Matthew Stafford- Top 5? Yesiree bobbit! Until he gets hurt, he will get loose.

6. Drew Brees- Not many down weeks for "Cool Brees"

7. Matt Schaub- Miami's pass defense? Yikes!

8. Tony Romo- Show me your a man Tony! Show me your a Man!!!

9. Rex Grossman- Sexy Rexy makes an appearance in the top 10 and guess what? It might not be the last time

10. Kevin Kolb- Big time season coming for this goofy looking gunslinger

11. Josh Freeman- One more bad game and I'm benching him. The Buc's weapons are horrendous

12. Ryan Fitzpatrick - the Haaaaaavard boy strikes again

13. Ben Roethlisberger- Ladies breath a sigh of relief as Big Ben is engaged but Seahawks fans will be crying themselves to sleep(Nick Buser)

14. Eli Manning- If Nicks plays and Manning doesn't get 250 and 2 tubs minimum he should be cut

15. Matt Ryan- Matty Ice, what's it like replacing the God that is Michael Vick? Ryan is good, but he's not elite

16. Joe Flacco- Wacko Flacco could be a little too far down this list but I'm thinking the Ravens will be looking to run run run and run hard

17. Kyle Orton- we want Tebow, we want Tebow

18. Jay Cutler- Cutty will be flustered on Sunday

19. Chad Henne- "The Chad" comes back to reality. 

20. Colt McCoy- Sleeper this week. Should go off. 

21. Mark Sanchez

22. Sam Bradford

23. Cam Newton

24. Jason Cambell

25. Bruce Gradkowski



RB's

1. Adrian Peterson- Yo Adriiiiiiiiian!! Big day coming

2. Ray Rice- The Ray RIce fantasy love is overwhelming considering I had him as my number 2 running back going into the season. thank you thank you

3. Rashard Mendenhall- You guys ever been to Seattle? If not, don't bother. It blows

4. Peyton Hillis- cupcake matchup against the Colts. Should easily have over 100 yards and a couple 2tds

5. Shonne Green(yes I really put him in the top 5)- It's now or never for Greene. I will get slaughtered for this pick, but I BELIEVE

6. Darren McFadden- Oh you naaaasty DMC you naaaasty

7. Jamaal Charles- Hesitant to rate him this high as I hate the Chiefs but his upside is Mandingo sized

8. LeSean McCoy- Should get a steady dose of balls in his vicinity 

9. Matt Forte- Will get most of his points in the receiving game as usual. 

10. Tim Hightower- Against the team that let him go? Hightower will go Gorilla on the Cardinals

11. Jahvid Best- Matt Berry ranked Best 28th???? Wow. Best delivers out of spite

12. Felix Jones- Jones breaks one and goes for over a hundred

13. Arian Foster- when he plays he biggest guarantee their is. Just worried about him re-pulling the hammmmmy

14. Ryan Mathews- I think Tolbert will be limited and Mathews looked on point when catching balls out of the backfield. 150 total yards should be attainable. 

15. Beanie Wells- Compared to Beans your wack

16. Maurice Jones-Drew- Jets d could be too much for the little guy

17. Michael Turner- Too low for you? i don't care

18. Frank Gore- Gore Hate continues

19. Ahmad Bradshaw- Don't know why I'm not feeling "Shaw" this year

20. Chris Johnson- You remember the scene in Pulp Fiction where Ving Rhames is tied up in the home of the white supremacist? Chris Johnson is Rhames in that scene this week. Not gonna be pretty. oh no, not at all.

21. LaGarrette Blount- We shall see if his complaining get's him anywhere. I wondered how nobody drafted this hog out of Oregon. Kudos to me. 

22. Reggie Bush- Plays the team that passed on him for Mario Williams. Um Yea, Reggie, you are the most overrated player of all time. It's official.

23. James Starks- Carolina D looked atrocious last week and Ryan Grant is a chump

24. Cedric Benson- Denver run defense

25. DeAngelo Williams- Great signing

26. Fred Jackson- C.J. Spiller owners love this guy

27. Cadillac Williams- Caddy and Ronnie Brown didn't have the careers they were expected too. tear

28. Pierre Thomas- I love the Frenchman personally but Saints play too many running backs

29. Brandon Jacobs- looks good, just needs more carries.

30. Willis McGahee- looked horrible last week but goes against Bengals and should be main back

31. Darren Sproles- His sneakiness is scary. So very very sneaky

32. BenJarvus Green-Ellis- no comment

33. Mike Tolbert- might be hurt

34. Mark Ingram

35. Danny Woodhead 

36. Ryan Grant

37. Ben Tate

38. LaDainian Tomlinson

39. Jonathan Stewart- why does this team have 2 first round picks at running back, and neither looks that good anymore?

40. C.J. Spiller- wishful thinking

WR's

1. Andre Johnson- 2 touchdowns should be expected

2. Calvin Johnson- ditto

3. Greg Jennings- Easy money

4. DeSean Jackson- Vick having monster week means his #1 target has monster week

5. Vincent Jackson- Has to get at least one bomb. He's too big for anyone one of Pat's DB's

6. Larry Fitzgerald- You can't hold him down forever

7. Mike Wallace- Should have time to burn Seattle's disgraceful defensive backfield once or twice before game gets out of hand. WIll sea-bags score this week? I doubt it

8. Miles Austin- WIth Dez dinged up, Miles should go berserk.

9. Mike Williams(Tampa Obviously)- Needs a huge week for Tampa to win

10. Reggie Wayne- Feed him Carry feed him

11. Hakeem Nicks- He will play...........I think

12. Brandon Marshall- allergic to endzone

13. Santas Moss- Dipset call Santana. Big week coming

14. Kenny Britt- Will be hard to repeat against Ravens but the man is a proven Monsta!

15. Robert Meachem- Call me crazy but I believe "Big Meach" goes off. unnnnnnnnh

16. Wes Welker- should get 10 catches minimum 

17. Anquan Boldin- Raven will be running but when they're not Quan Quan will get the pigskin

18. Steve Smith- Heeeeeeeee's baaaaaack

19. Santonio Holmes- Should get a score this week

20. Steve Johnson- potential to finish much higher but I like the Raiders defense

21. Mario Manningham- Super Mario looked Super weak last week

22. Percy Harvin- get this guy the rock

23. Dwayne Bowe- When Matt Cassel is your QB, anything can happen. Most likely a loss

24. Brandon Lloyd- If he plays. If not pick up Decker no Hesi

25. Jeremy Maclin- nice week coming

26. Jordy Nelson- should score at least 1

27. Mike Thomas-really their only option not named MJD

28. Malcolm Floyd- great WR3 this week

29. Nate Burleson- Don't you dare hate on my boy Nasty Nate

30. Plaxico Burress- Don't shoot yourself by inserting this guy into your lineup this week............that was funny

31. Deion Branch- Seahawks fans love this guy

32. A.J. Green

33. Darius Heyward-Bey- I'm the only believer left

34. Hines Ward- hopefully his last year

35. Chad Ochocinco- hopefully his last year

36. Devin Hester- Return yard leagues only

37. Johnny Knox- Could go deeeeeep

38. Devery Henderson

39. Brandon Gibson

40. Mohamed Massaquoi

TE's

1. Antonio Gates- No brainer

2. Jermichael Finley- is this the week he finally explodes?  I say yes

3. Jason Witten- The numbers don't lie

4. Jimmy Graham- A true freak of nature. this could be his breakout game

5. Vernon Davis- Vern just needs the ball. Too bad Alex Smith exists 

6. Aaron Hernandez- one of my favorites. Always a threat to go off

7. Fred Davis- Right said Fred. He's to sexy for Chris Cooley

8. Brandon Pettigrew - Matttty Stafford likes to spread the rock around a bit. This guy is a horse

9. Kellen Winslow JR- He drop the "I'm a Solider" attitude and now doesn't drop any balls

10. Dustin Keller- Maybe most underrated Tight end in the game

11. Tony Gonzalez - Old man game. His wife is freaking flawless!!! WOW! look her up

12. Lance Kendricks- No receivers means Kendricks could potentially get flagrant on the opposition 

13. Rob Gronkowski- Now that his bro joined the team, Rob seems more comfortable when naked in the locker room

14. Dallas Clark- the drop continues

15. Jermaine Gresham- QB's make his value drop

16. Ed Dickson- could be a running week but he showed serious skill last week 

17. Benjamin Watson- Mr. Waaaaaaaatson! Yea!

18. Mercedes Lewis

19. Scott Chandler

20. Visanthe Shiancoe

21. Greg Olsen- has to split catches with Shockey


I'm leaving defenses out this week but could possibly add them in the future or do a separate article on the. Who am I kidding? Me turning in an article based around defensive rankings for this week sounds lamer then Pittbull's Dr. Pepper commercial. Christ almighty, could they take that off the air please? Make sure you check out "Champs and Chumps" on a weekly basis and hit me up on twitter if you want a personal question answered. Hallelujah Hollaback.

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